January 2010
68 posts
Michelle Obama
Jonny: She looks like a monkey.
Shelby: Guys, there was such thing as evolution.
Steven: Yeah, she missed that boat.
The iPad is a Comical Gold Mine →
txtsfrmlstnght:
(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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(202): so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are ‘change’ ‘fight’ and ‘you know’. (703): mine is ‘the’.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(631): Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don’t know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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(336): I’m proud of us, I’m cleaning up the place and I haven’t found a single beer can that isn’t empty.
Not really feelin’ the iPad
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(774): Drawing dicks in the frost on people’s windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
World Series in January?
James: Wait, is he talking about the game from tonight?
Jon: James, did you actually watch a football game?
James: Well when it's the World Series...
FUCK UCONN
Retard vs. Elf
Len: Okay so i was trimming around my ear the other night and it slipped so then i had to shave my whole head.
Jon: So you decide to shave your head so you can look like a retard?
Len: I'd rather look like a retard than an elf!
“I have reached my Blow Job credit limit. I can’t offer anymore until i...”
– Len Levaskevich
Giorgio Carbone, Elected Prince of Seborga, Dies... →
“In Germany The shhh sound means hurry up.”
– Real Snapple Fact #923
“You’ve got enemies? Good, that means you’ve actually stood up for...”
– Eminem
16 Things You Probably didn't Know about the... →
Be careful what you leave around →
New Jersey
(917): yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that’s like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Beer on the Table - Josh Thompson
This song is...
“in the hallways of tower B: “you don’t know shit about pokémon!”
– overheard at pitt (via buetihead)
If only that would happen here
1 tag
Anal Sex
TJ: The thing is girls don't poop.
Will: So that means God gave women butt holes only for our use.
i'm glad i knew this existed →
(via buetihead)
Delish
“One of these days you’re going to wish that was a real helmit.”
– Len
Drunk vs. High Games →
I'm only posting this because i stumbled upon it... →
Europe slapping rich with massive traffic fines →
Sucks to be them
for jonny ... again →
(via buetihead)
All my Best Friends…How i wish i was there
Watch the Little Kid →
A War With Britain? →
Social Acceptability
(203): it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The Numbers Behind Pornography →
RIT - 2, Holy Cross - 0
We beat up on Purple Hockey Teams, Purple Hockey Teams, Purple Hockey Teams…
“i told my dad we were playing the holy cross crusaders—>FWD: hockey...”
– Dani Absi